We are back from the dead! After an unprecedented 28 days of internet silence, we’ve gained the strength to bring you this update…
Our return to the tech-laden “real” world has come with the surprise announcement that Mike’s sister was happily married while we were hiding from the sun. While big events at home always bring on a bout of homesickness, we can take solace in the fact that she eloped to “the happiest place on earth” and we, in fact, missed nothing but the inevitable drunken celebration upon their return. (Congrats sis! Can’t wait to party it up next time we see you guys… we’re sending big hugs your way!) The other thing that helped ward off the evil spirits – oops, I mean the homesickness – is the fact that we are no longer homeless. Yep, you heard that right… we are the proud owners of a Bulgarian house, smack dab in the middle of the Balkan vampire zone. My how things change when the blog goes dark!
[If you’ve been following us on our Facebook page, this isn’t really news, is it? You’ve already seen the photos. If you aren’t following our Facebook page, what the heck are you waiting for???]
Now, I suppose you want details… Of course you do. I know you do because so did our moms, dads, friends, former colleagues, former high school teachers, new neighbours, our sheep herder (more on this in a bit), nearly every ex-pat we have come across, a fellow traveller we met in Sofia, and our recent victims. Umm… maybe scratch that last one.
We arrived in rural Bulgaria for a HelpX gig at the start of August. It took us a mere week or two of village life, along with an enlightening conversation about Balkan vampirism and just how cheap Bulgarian real estate can be (not that we’re implying the two are related) to decide that we should look at some properties. After all, just looking can’t hurt, right?
After an, umm, “interesting” day with a real estate agent that involved getting lost for over an hour in a village, nearly breaking into the wrong house, and watching the realtor kick in the gate and the front door of a house we were looking at, we still weren’t sure. Nothing spoke to us. Perhaps it had something to do with all the garlic hanging on the doors.
Then, through our HelpX hosts and one of their friends, the perfect property presented itself. We showed up, looked around, and knew within the first two minutes that we wanted it (despite the creepy, creepy doll in the bedroom).
Let me tell you… this baby didn’t last long… it was out before we moved in.
After twenty minutes, we had a kiss from the baba (aka the granny) that was selling it. We had ourselves a lair! I mean, a house!
It’s probably worth noting our mindsets here… Mike was 100% gung-ho about the purchase, and I was still a little on the fence. Bulgaria is a long, long way from our friends and family at home. I couldn’t picture exactly how it would fit into our long-term plan (whatever that may be). Yet, in the moment, I just knew the purchase was right. When it’s right, it’s right, you know? Mike helped to relieve any final misgivings I had with his well-timed statement upon our return: “Maybe I shouldn’t have had that beer right before we went to look at it… I was just walking around the yard thinking I really wish I wasn’t buzzed right now.” Helpful, huh? Anyways, I digress…
While we all considered the baba’s kiss to be binding, Bulgarians do like their bureaucracy so we started the ball rolling to actually buy the thing. Everyone told us we’d be moved in within a week, but – alas! – it was not to be. And thus began the longest MONTH of waiting of our lives and the most difficult time of our trip for us.
First, we waited for our company papers to come through (non-EU citizens are not allowed to own property in Bulgaria, but they can form a company that owns the property). Then, we waited for our company stamp. Then, we waited for the bank transfer to go through. Then, for the money to actually show up (this took a full week AFTER we got the confirmation of it). Finally, we had to wait for the notary to make time for our appointment.
But finally, on October 1, the deal went through. Everything was signed in quintuplet. We went to the bank and paid our taxes and then paid the bank to obtain proof (in quintuplet) that we paid our taxes. We took out our company stamp that cost a small fortune to make and asked for a stamp pad, but were waved off. Apparently, you simply need to possess the stamp, instead of actually stamping with it. Ah… the strange quirks of the system!
Coolest (and heaviest) set of house keys I’ve ever set my eyes on
“Wait…”, you’re thinking. “This is all very nice,” (you’re probably actually thinking boring, but I’ve chosen to hear your interjection as “nice”), “but when you said details, I thought you meant what we all want to know… HOW MUCH does a house in Bulgaria COST?”
Here’s the numbers and a little bit more of the bureaucratic process (in case you too want to get up close and personal with the vampires by buying a house)…
The house itself cost 12000 BGN leva (or $7650 CAD/6000 Euro at the time of purchase). As I mentioned, this required the formation of a company which cost 450 leva, plus 17 leva to notarize the papers (EVERYTHING has to be notarized in Bulgaria!), and another 50 leva to get our stamp. Getting lost? Don’t worry. There’s a grand total at the end. Lawyer fees for the house deal were 750 leva. While a lawyer wasn’t essential, we didn’t want to mess around here (and she caught a discrepancy in the lot size that was fixed up in our deed). Taxes and notary fees for the house purchase totalled 764 leva. We could have saved on the taxes by declaring a lower purchase price than the true amount (a common, and as it turns out expected practice), but we went by the book here too. Every trip to the notary requires a translator (trust me, if you don’t speak Bulgarian, they won’t speak to you… even if you show them your fangs as proof of Balkan citizenship). This, of course, adds to the costs – 30 leva.
So the grand total, including all the taxes and fees we never even considered was… drum roll please… 14,061 leva/$8,964.04 CAD/7,030 Euro. (Which, as an amusing side note, would – if included in our overall trip budget along with our Bulgarian car purchase, car repair bill, and house renovation bill – put our daily cost at $68 CAD/day since we left home… still not too shabby, huh?)
And what did that money get us? In Bulgaria, a 3 bedroom house with an outdoor kitchen, outdoor loo, and barn. Half an acre of land with peach trees, apple trees, plum trees, and grapevines. An amazing view of the stunning hills surrounding us. No indoor kitchen or bathroom (but there’s plenty of space for them and there will be one day…) and no shower. The house is in livable condition, with water hooked up and basic (as in basically old, crumby, and downright dangerous) electricity. In Canada, the same amount would get us little more than a used car.
The house, as we found it
Our future dining/living room… so much potential!
One of the bedrooms
Our yard
Outdoor kitchen, complete with clay oven
The outdoor loo. Ever heard the expression “built like a brick shithouse”? Now you’ve seen one!
This picture was taken from our yard
The house also came with a sheep keeper – an elderly man that cuts the grass, keeping the yard from being reclaimed by the jungle. I must admit, at first I was a little uneasy when he let himself into the back gate and started hanging out in our yard. But, through a little translation help from a friend, we discovered that he cut the lucerne (aka alfalfa) in the yard for the old owner and he was willing to keep doing so until we were ready to move in. And what does he want in payment? Get this… the grass! That’s right, where else in the world can you hire someone to cut your grass (through a combination of a scythe and two sheep) for the price of the grass itself? It’s a beautifully simple system!
So, anyways, back to the present. Mike and I battled our way out of Bulgaria (I’m sure you can sense there’s a story here.. but I’ll save that for a later post) after spending a blissful four weeks in our very own home. We ditched our lofty goals of putting in a new bathroom, redoing the upstairs wiring, and just got the windows and doors done.
Taking a break from renos to be carried over the threshold
Scraping, sanding, and puttying the window frame before painting
The windows BEFORE
The windows AFTER
The house, as we left it
And so, under the cover of darkness, we journeyed to Istanbul, Turkey. We snuck into our hostel just as the sun was about to rise, and we’re spending the daylight hours hidden away… catching you, our reader, up on the adventures. I’m sure we’ll venture out after sundown – there is, after all, fresh blood to be had! Oops… I mean a new culture to experience!
FYI… We are not settling down in Bulgaria just yet. In fact, we still don’t know when our Bulgarian house will become our Bulgarian home for good. But for now, it’s one hell of a summer project, no?
AHHHHH!!!!! It’s back!
Want to see more of our house? Check out our photos in our photo gallery or stop by the ol’ Facebook page to see some more.
I’m sold! I have to hand it to you guys – you KNOW how to really travel!
This journey has been full of surprises. We NEVER would have imagined we’d be buying a house in Bulgaria before we left home. I love how travel has the potential for so many spontaneous experiences.
Well welcome we have had a house there for 10 years. We go all summer and take out four kids ( well we did; they are now at uni so we take them and all their friends plus all our friends) We now have two outdoor barn bedrooms, a small outdoor pool and outdoor washroom and a huge barn which acts as a party venue and a place to hang out. We are in Gorna Lipnitsa. Where are you? Bulgarians are lovely . Bulgaria is beautiful and it is such a cool place to retreat. Currently thinking about artists holidays and stuff to spend more time there. We pay the villagers to do that work for us so we are happy and so are they……Wish you luck with it all….It is awesome and a total secret , it appears.
We are English by the way.. we were the first English in the village and we have seen quite a few come and go. But we are staying as are several likeminded types….
Good luck with it all…..Bulgaria really is a hidden secret.
And I can t emphasise how kind the villagers really are to us. We do have them back to stay with us in UK so that they can see how it differs
Hey Deb, it’s great that you’ve had such great luck in Bulgaria. We are a bit dismayed right now, as our house was recently broken into, and our car was taken apart piece by piece leaving a bit of a mess for us to deal with when we get back. You know how the bureaucracy Bulgaria can be. We’ve been trying to file a police report, but unless we show up in person, it’s pretty much impossible. The town did come together for us though. Even the mayor went to the police department on our behalf.
Won’t be top secret for long…
That is FREAKIN AWESOME!!!
Thanks Nate!
Oh Wow, that is so cheap! I love the view!
We met a group of Turkish guys in Istanbul who we told about the house. At first, they tried to convince us that southern Turkey would be a much better place to live and that it’s very affordable. They practically spit out their coffee when they found out how much cheaper rural Bulgaria can be.
Why tell everyone?
It’s great to “hear” the whole story on the reno’s and everything! Congrats again! Can’t wait to see how it continues to progress!
Thanks Jillian! We can’t wait to see how the Bulgarian house progresses too!
Very cool post. Love the house pictures and definitely look forward to seeing the place evolve into your own. Also very glad to hear the vampires haven’t got you yet?! Enjoy your time in Istanbul and keep the blogs coming. Love reading them.
Thanks! The house has so much potential, we’re just brimming with ideas for future renos.
PS. I love following your adventures on your blog too (when I have internet access, that is).
Wow.. I had never considered moving to Bulgaria but what a smoking deal! Congratulations! Wherever you end up, the fun you’ll have with this project will be worth it and what an amazing view. Congratulations.
We never considered it either. But for that price, there was no going wrong!
WOW! That’s a great price! Holy crap! So happy for you guys.
I know. I still have a hard time believing how cheap it was.
Well, you can fix it up over the summer and then let it out on airbnb while you’re working in Canada and leave the keys with the old shepherd and arrange a maid service. Then your rural dream in Bulgaria can become a touch of Tuscany or Provence.
Hey, just stumbled across your site…really interesting reading and you got yourself a fab bargain with your house. Keep in touch and if you want let me know when you’re in the area to meet up…have done a similar venture close by. Great reads on other destinations too…
Sure thing.
Thanks for your blog it is truly inspiring! My husband and I live in Australia. We are looking at ways around being trapped into a 30 year mortgage. The European nature also resonates so much more than the suburbia and boring landscapes around Perth. So we started to google cheap places to live in Europe and eventually found you guys! I would love to make contact via email. I may have some ideas about making an income to live there. Wow well done guys. You’re officially mortgage free. There certainly will be a way to make it happen. Following your heart and thinking outside the box is the way to go 🙂
I was born and raised in Romania and moved to Canada when i was 13. Can i just point out that this is nothing out of the ordinary in any village in Eastern Europe. Also it’s not weird that the guy wanted the grass. He feeds it to his animals i’m sure.
I will say this, what still continues to strike me is how out of touch with reality North America is. I’ve literally had friends tell me that they thought a bunny laid eggs (b/c the Cadbury Easter egg commercials) and that the chicken breast and beef they buy “comes from the back of the store”. No joke, these are university grads. Just saying….that house and way of life in Bulgaria is more normal than half the stuff I have seen here in Canada….my 2 cents.
Very true. The largest bit of culture shock I ever received was when I returned to North America, not when I left. Though to be fair, I think you’ll find Mexico and Central America is a bit more ‘with it’.
We are also Canadians considering moving to Bulgaria. The issue we will have is with residency. Visas only allow three month stay in a year. How will you get around that? Does owning a house make a difference? Does setting up a company require any upkeep?
If you have a company in Bulgaria (required for Canadians to purchase a house), you will be able to apply for a longer stay residency visa. It will be a 1 year renewable visa.
There is a tax document burden in Bulgaria to upkeep a company. Technically, if your company does not make any money, the documents are free to file and no tax is owed. The reality is that the forms are all in Bulgarian and they are quite lengthy. I’ve been paying an accountant to complete my tax filing – approximately $200 per year.
Thanks so much for your reply, very helpful. 🙂